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5 Players I Wish LSU Had

I realize that the LSU Goddamn Tigers are going to dominate the 2010 college football landscape by fucking annihilating every team that gets in the way of their bloodthirsty path to the National Championship; however, these fictional players would really … Continue reading

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LSU Impact Players Possibly

There’s been a lot of negativity here on the Beefer Blog lately, and for good reason-a lot of shit sucks these days.  I figured I’d try to sneak in a positive post in between all of the vitriol that I … Continue reading

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SEC Bramblin’: SEC South

Since, Bob’s been carrying the load on the bramblin’ n’ scramblin’, I thought I’d give him a break and cover the SEC South’s brambscramb. Purpin’ Prep University: The biggest challenge facing the Purpin’ Fightin’ Purps is the loss of “bullback” … Continue reading

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SEC Ramblin’ – SEC North

Framblin’ U – The Fighting Fire Frogs are a team of destiny, in my opinion.  They lose 14 starters on a defense that was referred by many as “the sassiest FBS defense since the Great Snee D of Thirty-Three.”  However, … Continue reading

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SEC Ramblin’ – SEC East

Full disclosure:  I don’t know shit about the SEC East. Florida – They lose Jesus Muhammed God Christ at QB and an asston on defense.  I think this Brantley kid is going to be damn good and apparently they have … Continue reading

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SEC Ramblin’ – Sec West

Arkansas – What is the fucking deal with Arkansas?  Every goddamn article I read has them being one of the toughest games of the year for every team in the SEC.  Sure their offense will be good, but what exactly … Continue reading

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