Category Archives: Explainin’ Everything to the Geeks

Firsday Drinkin GamEZ (EZ,get it?)

13:38- Johnny strikes onest… 2 microbrews down. (can’t spell the name, I’m in $Texas ya dummies) Oh, I got Drinkin Boots on suckas… 20:50 – I’m in TEXAS too, currently drinking zero microbrews. How did the NBA Draft go? Here’s … Continue reading

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CRIME REPORT SPECIAL REPORT ’11: SCANDAL IN LIVONIA

Scandal can happen anywhere, and at anytime.  Look no further than the Pennsylvania State fiasco for evidence of this.  But an earth-shattering scandal of this proportion taking place in small-town Louisiana? Wow. I mean…. holy fuck.  What follows is a recap … Continue reading

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SNACK EVOLUTION: A Statistical Analysis of the Corporate Structure and Business Strategy of Big Snack

ABSTRACT  If there’s one thing I can’t get enough of in the world, they were new fast foods and junk foods.  I’m sorry for the poor grammar in that last sentence, but I can’t take back what has already been … Continue reading

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ACL RAP-UP: hey y’all

beers were good; beau drank 52 Adam drank 2. We supported anheiser busch all the weekens Favorite times and bands 1. Arcade fire played “teen spritz” 2. Kanye west played all the bits, and he played all the bits! ! … Continue reading

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REAL Top Albums, Get a Load o That!!!

  top real albums, by ol’ Bobe  Welp, this was a pretty good year for the ‘toons, but, ah, there’s a bunch I haven’t really listened to that are probably good.  Those’ll have to wait for another year i reckon, … Continue reading

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Top-Notch Albums 2010, Get Em While Their Hot, Or Your Not

Top albums 2010.  Thanks to Shirl Swanson, Tony Tannin, and Hern Handlin for all the help in researching the 2010 Music Database For Dummies.  Without further a-do, here it comes, let’s go.  3, 2, 1 BLAST OFF! Top Albums 2010 coming at … Continue reading

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