Shit I ate

So the rugrat’s in the living room watching Corporate Raiders form Dimension X on her portable dvd player: time to break fast.

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Recipe for KICK ASS CINNAMON TOAST

Yield: 4 pcs (if you use 4 peices of bread) – otherwise you can do the math, I’m hungover.

Chance of rain: never

Ingredients:
Blody Mary mix
Bread
Cinnamon
Butter
Vodka
Powdered sugar

1) Make some toast asshole. I use a toaster oven, cooks it more evenly.

2) Melt 4 tbs butter. Real butter. Don’t make toast with margarine or vegetable spread, that shits for scuzz balls.

3) put some cinnamon in the butter (don’t know the exact amount, Jesus you’re needy)

4) add powdered sugar to the butter stuff until it looks like cake icing. Add vanilla extract if you want, you can find it in the bait and tackle section of your local super store.

5) spread on toast and stuff it down your gullet.

6) mix remaining ingredients and and pour over ice.

Damn nutrition, you tasty.

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About carsandboatsandwhiskey

doodles, freedom fries, smokin jackets, crispy butter sandwiches
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