Alright yall get ready for a whopper of a hurricane season 2k11( not NBA 2k11). Local and nation media outlets (HBO, Catholic channel 12) warn this season could be the worst on record. I for one am not gonna take any chances, so I put together this guide for all the newbs who are not ready for the hurricane parade. First i will give you a list of essential supplies every family should have!!!!!
Hurricane Supply list
5.) Honda 2000EU generator (6 per person) around 1005.00 a piece
6.) 16 glows sticks ( your choice of color)
7.) 2-3 52inch HDTVs
8.) a new rug ( in case yours gets hurricanes water on it)
9.) Allen wrench (just metric)
10.) Allen wrench ( standard for cooking your pheasant with)
12.) A fire hose….. you can use this as rope for extreme rescue missions.
13.) Rope ( can be used as something to burn to stay warm at night)
14.) Fresh flowers ( in case the hurricane hits while your on a date)
Ok well guys thats really all you need to get through the up coming hurricane/ earthquake season, so be sure to stock up. Also if dont have much money just put it on layaway, or on a tax free credit card.
be safe out there
Ronny Dinnercola aka tangle butt