Awesome Songs I’ve Discovered While Being Bored As Fuck
The National – Thirsty, Mile Water Wall, Available (From Sad Songs For Dirty Lovers)The Temper Trap – Love Lost, Science of Fear (From Conditions) Yeasayer – O.N.E. (From Odd Blood)
Ten Things I Want To Drink When I Get Home
A good Hefeweizen – I’ve been enjoying Hefs a great deal lately, I’m impartial-anything would be excellent.
Dirty Martini – Preferably up with three olives and a good gin like Hendricks
Cheap Domestic Beer – Miller, Coors, Keystone, I don’t give a fuck. I want to drink a lot of it while playing fun drinking games.
White Russian – Cheap’s fine, I might even do a daquiri like a big pussy.
Old-Fashioned – Good bourbon is the only requirement here.
Margarita – Once again, don’t give a shit, the more liquor and the lower the price the better.
Barney – Go to Chimes, get the red beans and a pint of one of these concoctions, a mix of Purple Haze and Andygator. Can I get a fuck yeah?
Abita – Amber, Purp, AndoGato, The Restorater, Joxamox, X-Mas Batch 9.0, Turb O. Dawg, Litez, Pe-cann Prae-leen, Fallout Festvest, Eric the Red Ale
Wine – Sauvignion fierce, freak out; blanc or cab i don’t care
Shots – Hit em up motha fuckas